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Patriotrealm
Published: 21 May 2023
Seamus and Murphy are on holiday in Santa Ponsa and are running out of money when they see a sign that reads:
Spend 10 minutes in a room with a million flies and ear €2000
So Seamus goes in first and spends 1 minute in the room before running out and yelling,
F**k that, I can’t breathe, them fu***king flies are in my mouth! You’ll never do it Murphy!”
Murphy says,
No sweat Seamus! Get me in there.
So Murphy goes in and spends a full 10 minutes in the room and comes out…
Seamus says,
Fooking hell Murphy!!! How did you do it!?”
Murphy says,
Easy Seamus I did a poo in one corner and sat in the other!”
Sorry ladies. I couldn't help it.
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