I always remember the time that Murphy was trapped in a lift.
The poor man looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees Murphy staring at him, he looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.’
Well,Murphy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
In a weak voice Murphy says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’
The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me……
I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.’
Murphy says: ‘Turner Brown?! …. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around!!!!
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